Old San Juan: Karl got a date? No, He HAD DATES!

For the moment, half nude women have to wait to be posted for tomorrow. Last night me and K.P. headed down to OLD SAN JUAN to have a good time.....but we forgot about the girls we met on the beach. We kinda met them there but really didn't cause we forgot we told them we were going there, anyway we met up, chilled and wouldn't you know it. Pounders had a THREESOME


PHOTO THAT IS....

From Left to Right ( Massiel, Pounders, and Brenda)

Girls are hot, right? The one on the left is a Brazilian/Dominican mix and the one on the right is Puerto Rican, both from New Yawwwwwwk! They were both cool but I think Karl like Brenda more.

We bullshitting, girls wanted to take pictures till we had to get back to the dock for a party boat thing we was gonna go on. Well I let Karl handle his business and started thinking...this isn't always a good thing. Being that I am without shame...I'm that guy that will spark up conversations with complete strangers just because. Well, just cause I'm in another country don't mean I've changed.

It was damn near 3a.m. when I spotted this couple near where we were taking pictures. Got to talking to them, the dude is 17 and his girl is 16 and they just relaxing at 3 a.m. in the morning. The funny thing about P.R. is that kids are like grown folks out there. They have no curfew...This shit baffled me cause my mom wouldn't let me cross the street til I was 15, LOL.

We head back to the dock to get on the our party boat but what ensues next is neither exaggerated nor made up in any way, shape or form.

Thats the New Yawwk girls yelling at the owner of the boat for a refund. The boat that had left before us was cracking but when the time came for us to go that shit was straight bootie...there was 4 people on the boat...US! we paid $14 each for that shit.

We get off the boat, they argue and try to slang their tickets to people walking by but one of the promoters kept cock blocking her and was offering the tickets for $7 each instead of the $14, LOL. Cold piece that lady was.

Well a good hour passes by just arguing and then a break in the tension.

Met some more folk from New Yawwk...one just happened to be wearing the exact but opposite of my shirt. Real cool dudes.

Long story short, we walk off with all the NEW YAWWWKERS and head to a pub. Yadda Yadda, I end up drunk within 10 minutes cause I think I'm in Los Angeles and take every drink to the head. 2 hen and cokes and 2 cranberry vodkas. Ehh, it's just a liver.

end the night by stumbling to the car, coming home to the cramped, hot waterless hell hole and knock out.