Today's Mission: GO TO THE BEACH...WHERE THERE'S NO SHORTAGE OF WOMEN...AND GET KARL LAID.
We head out to one of the many beaches here in Puerto Rico, ISLA VERDE, but if you're puerto rican you'd pronunce it
ISLA VERLE. They omit the R's out here and I'm already borderline retarded when it comes to speaking Spanish in front
of people I know speak it better so you can imagine my face when I'm conversing with these folks. Anyway on to the pictures
I know my objective so as soon as I set foot on the beach I get to work. I find two young women who I know will get the
"she can get it" approval from K.P.
In reality, everyone can pretty much get it. Karls used this phrase about 600 times out here and the locals are
catching on. Its seems he's started a new catch phrase but back to the topic.
I do my job
As she walks towards me I can't help but think why I don't holler but then I remember what I was sent out here to do
I send Karl on his way
and what would you know....HE ACTUALLY HOLDS A NICE OCEAN SWIM CONVERSATION WITH NOT ONE BUT WITH BOTH OF THEM.
By the look on K.P.'s face he's excited.
The end result of todays interaction is TO BE CONTINUED. We exchanged info and what not. Turns out they're
from New York and here on vacation so we have a small window of time to get these girls drunk enough to have sex
with Karl.
I'll post more pictures of the women I was stalking for K.P. tomorrow. STAY TUNED!
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