We last left you landing in Puerto Rico.
Karl wanted to rent an apartment instead of hotel. I was unsure of his decision but he'd already paid half the bill and to my surprise I had to pay the balance as soon as we got here...
This is gonna be home for the next few weeks..matter fact,
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Here is the front room. Thats Karl saying "hey" to all you internet folks
The blog cuts the picture off but Im using the couch as a bed. Why? Well to answer your question, the place was a lil suspect on the housekeeping. The last renters left fucking tampons in the trash. Tampons! Used, Tampons! yuck! Well that and the fact that the beds were turned down as we moved in left me with no other choice than to sleep on the couch which also called for layers of defense.
Here are the two bedrooms
I never layed on the bed but yet it has this slept in look, huh?
This is Pounders bedroom, WHERE THE MAGIC DOESN'T HAPPEN.
Off to our "luxurious" bathroom. I think whoever designed this bathroom was drunk off that Bacardi.
I think they told the home depot guys..."Give me the ugliest color toilet, beday and tub you have then give me the ugliest colored toilet seat cover".
The shower head was also broken and kinda rested on the tub floor which kinda defeated the purpose of having a shower head in my opinion. I took pictures of that shit but I don't know where they are. Ehh.
BREAKING NEWS!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!!
Our good friend K.P., who booked this place, didn't tell me that our apt would soon change into a fucking shed. You see, to save $200 not renting a hotel, the genius here rather be moved from a 2 bedroom, amply sized apt to a fucking studio!!! As you
can see by the use of exclamation points I was not happy. We go from a 2 bedroom apt to this shit...
So yeah, now I'm sujected to claustrophobic quarters where I get to witness this everyday.
It was cool in a 2 bedroom and I love K.P., man tits and all, but this is madness. Small ass studio, you can literally
trip and be in the bathroom and vice versa.
Well enough ranting from me...TODAY, we went to ISLA VERDE, Puerto Rican Beach...I'll have pictures of the women up tonight
or tomorrow.
SHOUT OUT to Cocksville and Diamond D, fellow Budlong Brothers and to our families. Whatup Fat and JLO.
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